HELLMOUTHS

zeekayart:

a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage

weallheartonedirection:

"You can believe me"

weallheartonedirection:

"You can believe me"

posted 1 day ago with 65,925 notes

http://colorfulclones.tumblr.com/post/98618815118/the-exercist-miss-andrea-someone-please

the-exercist:

miss-andrea:

Someone please remind me what noteworthy accomplishment Emma Watson has achieved that makes anyone care about any of her political opinions.

Emma Watson is a Brown educated UN Goodwill Ambassador. She’s been incredibly active in fighting for women’s…

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princess-cortcake:

Disney sketch Iphone backgrounds

posted 2 days ago with 1,231 notes

http://lavenderpatil.tumblr.com/post/98534754490/septemregnasansae-so-ive-been-thinking-a-lot

septemregnasansae:

so i’ve been thinking a lot about the ways muggle and wizarding history interact especially during the 20th century and the origins of anti-muggle sentiment and the advent of the war like

the wizarding world in the 20th century is thriving its 200-300 years since the…

posted 3 days ago with 142 notes

kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout:

Remember when I blindly hated Russel Brand? I fucked up.

sparklehime:

sparklehime:

look at this card

i really don’t want a popular post please i just wanted you guys to LOOK at the card

sparklehime:

sparklehime:

look at this card

i really don’t want a popular post please i just wanted you guys to LOOK at the card

wordbomb:

 Monty Python and the Holy Grail Censorship Letter: We Want to Retain “Fart in Your General Direction”
posted 3 days ago with 141 notes
johntgonzales:

dicktouching:

artjonak:

The great-great-great grandchildren of Dickens take a selfie with him on his 202nd birthday.

this is a very important thing that everyone needs to see.


those lil dickens

johntgonzales:

dicktouching:

artjonak:

The great-great-great grandchildren of Dickens take a selfie with him on his 202nd birthday.

this is a very important thing that everyone needs to see.

those lil dickens

slay-z:

new headcanon: the Scooby Doo Mystery, Inc. gang was a group of friends all set to go to college until one of their friends was inexplicably shot and killed. the police put a half-hearted effort into searching for the murderer and dropped the case, leaving the rest of the crew distraught and pissed off. realizing that they couldn’t trust the cops, they formed their own sleuthing agency in order to solve their friend’s murder and to get to the bottom of countless other Black deaths near and far that the police refuse to properly follow up on. Velma was all set to major in forensic criminology in the fall, but now uses her skills in the pursuit of the truth. Daphne’s parents have guap out the ass and she helps fund the gang when needed, plus gives the best personal advice when everyone’s morale is low and frustration gets to intensely high levels. Freddy’s people skills help them glean information from possible witnesses and suspects. Shaggy knows basically everyone on the block and the amount of trust and respect he garners allows people to feel comfortable when helping out with leads and other information. Scooby is the muscle when they’re in danger, but the sweetest dog ever. He started out as a fighting dog, but Shaggy rescued him and they’ve been inseparable ever since.

posted 3 days ago with 6,871 notes

oldedsheeran:

Ed Sheeran on getting confused by Rupert Grint and vice versa

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posted 3 days ago with 1,973 notes

ryanvallejo:

you gotta be jay z about life

comedycentral:

Click here to watch more of Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams’s safety tips for college students from last night’s Daily Show.